Thursday, January 24, 2008

You Know What I Hate?

Motherfuckin people! Really, anyone that even remotely knows Tha Bul Bubak knows that I hate most fuckers out there. It's a fact...people are stupid and generally ignoranus's. I am a crotchety old man at the ripe age of 27. I would be quite happy sitting in my house and only having interactions with a tight circle of 5 to 6 people. Lets be honest here folks, what kind of world do we live in when you can walk down the street and see this:

and not even bat an eye? C'mon man! Seriously taking a shit at a Porto potty dressed as Darth Vader? All together now... LO-SER!!!

Whew! Now that I got that off my chesticles on to the:


Gene Shalit:
What's not to like about this guy? He has the trifecta of likability - the hair, the mustache, and the bow tie. He also reviews movies for a living, so you know if you were friends with him you would get to see everything before it even came out. I also hear he is Down with Jessica Biel - who coincidentally I would like to shag rotten.

Ben Baller:
Some of you may know this man as the "king of Bling" I know him as a quasi friend of my main man!(props Ahmad Rashad) Arnold T Pants. I think I think that anyone who rocks a ridiculous chain reppin their home state is great. I know that when said state is iced out in yellow and white diamonds with the Capitol marked by a HUGE diamond that this person would be a great friend. If you feel the need to get better acquainted with this man, please click here.(DISCLAIMER: Although I said most people are stupid and ignorant, and that's why I don't like them, this level of ignorance gets a pass.)

Dave Zelov:
I am a hairy man...right now a very hairy man. Although I talk a big game when it comes to my copious amounts of facial hair, I am what the French call le pussy. This man on the other hand is what we Americans call a real man. Anyone who willingly gives themselves a Hitler 'stache is in good with me for life!

This dude is relegated to eating only the softest of foods yet still is uber happy. I would like to be friends with this guy for the simple reason that he seems to know how to be happy. I own a house, have a beautiful wife to be, a job, 3 friends, and am not in need of anything. That being said I am still unhappy (I think it is the American way right?) He is also the second hit on a Google image search for "Chinese man".

Andre The Giant:
What can I say about this man that hasn't already been said. He was so mean in the ring (fake as it was) yet so nice out of it. Apparently dude was also a player. This may be the best show I have ever seen. Think of the limitless possibilities of having a friend who is 7'4'' 500lbs? you could get away with anything, do anything and anyone who had problems with it would have to answer to the big guy.

Finally, for your viewing pleasure: