Wednesday, January 23, 2008

One of These Things is Not Like the Others

Can anybody guess which?

Does anyone ever wonder what Billy King is up to now? Not now in a general sense, but RIGHT NOW, this very instant. Anyone? Anyone?

Well fuck you all. I do. I wonder about dumb shit like this all the time. Why, just the other day I caught myself wondering about how many rapists it would take to change a light bulb. The answer: one, so long as he had an very odd shaped penis.

But seriously folks, I can say with near certainty that of all the things Billy King may be doing right now, raping is not one of them

I would not be surprised, however, if he was spotted here. Or here.
Or even here.

Anyway, one thing I am sure of is that Billy needs a job. Come on people! Billy has a 4 year college degreee! He once paid Kevin Ollie 5 million dollars a year! Who doesn't want to hire a guy like that?

Anyway, cuz the DR is committed to helping those in need, we've decided to post Billy's resume in the hope that one of our millions of readers will take pity on him and offer the man a job.