Wednesday, October 8, 2008

The Return of Samuel McDalembert

Tomorrow brings game one of the NLCS, postseason baseball the likes of which we haven't tasted since Big Firm was receiving serpentine hand jobs in the woods behind the Wissahickon skating rink. Come 830 Thursday night, I'll be posted up in section 324 screaming my face off for Killa Cole and Company. But all that's for tomorrow night. Tonight, Sammy D and the Sixies are back.


And by the way, win case you all didn't spend your Wednesday evening looking at ESPN Gamecast like I did, I will be the first to inform you that they are back in a big way, busting the asses of the defending champs behind 21 points from Young Thad and 27 from LouWill of the bench. Sammy D held it down with a workmanlike 6 points and 5 boards in 20 minutes, and Uncle Reg provided a glimpse of things to come with 0 points and 5 fouls. E. Brand was content to let the young buls handle biz, as we busted up the C's 08-92.

Did I mention that this was the season's very first preseason game? Did I mention that I don't care? Sixerz 4EVA 2008!!!

Also, if anyone thinks this post wasn't solely an excuse to post a pic of Sammy D with Ronald McDonald, please consult a pharmacist and then give me that pharmacists phone number.

14 comments:

  1. I'd prefer see Sammy with the Hamburgler, but so be it. I will NOT be watching tomorrow's festivities as I will be in flight to the West Side. My hope is to come into cellular range, illegally open and use my phone while still in the air, and read a bevy of texts updating me as to Cole's dominance and a Phils victory. I expect you all to comply with this dream.

    And yes, Sammy, I too was watching gamecast. But I live alone and have no friends. What is your excuse?

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  2. 08-92 is a dominating score.

    That pic is amazing.

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  3. That picture put a "Grimace" on my face...I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

    Go fuckin' Phils!

    Big Firm, safe travels.

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  4. Dan has reduced himself to using (incredible) aliases. Nice.

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  5. You'd better get to section 324 at 8:22, falcon.

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  6. Wow. I don't even know what to say to this.

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  7. what are the chances jen fields reads the DR?

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  8. Since your comment is anonymous, I can only assume that YOU ARE Jen Fields....So I guess my answer is 100%.

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  9. The best part about the section 324 comment is that because Dan doesn't pay his phone bills he wasn't able to get the call from Sam asking if he wanted to join him in said section.

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  10. it's true. instead of dvdubs i wound up sitting next to a tubby dominican guy who squeezed himself and his two kids into one seat. oooooh, someone has to work on a 'film festival'. more like a falcon festival is what it sounds like to me.

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  11. It was more like those commercials where the falcon (total dillweed) is playing pool where he gets no reception, so he misses his friend's call offering him Motorhead tickets...Or that annoying trick who wants to meet Michael Phelps. Truly a terrible past couple days. I was at school continuously from 11AM, Wednesday-8PM Last night. Thanks for the offer, nonetheless, Diablo Cody. Wish I could have been there. Were the dominican and his two kids Dominican Bill, and Joe and Willa?

    It is a falcon festival; you're so right.

    Incredible win last night. Go Phils.

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