Sunday, December 14, 2008

Of Mustaches and Men

As you can see from the picture above, I have recently decided to forgo my beard for a while in favor of the stache. There a many things one thinks about when he(or she) decides to become mustachioed. Just how pervy will I look? How many times can I offer the ladies free mustache rides? How annoying is shaving going to be? Will Tom Selleck finally return my letters? There are the dreams that maybe one day I can legitimately grow handlebars, or enter the World Beard and Mustache Championships.

There are other things that I never thought about when making my decision to go with the ol pushbroom. Who knew my 70's style upper lip rug would demand so much respect from the public? Did I think the ladies really do love a mustache ride that much...nope. There are more things that come with stache, which I will say has virtually taken over my life, but to know them you'll just have to join the club.

On a side note, it has recently come to my attention that you fine people of the internets are running out of room to store you various nick knacks and whathaveyous from tires to elephants...guess what? I have found salvation!!





13 comments:

  1. Bubak, you look like a child molester, and I love it.

    Well done, sir.

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  2. staches are going to be big in '09. Jed is a major trendsetter. just you wait.

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  3. You look like Mr. Belvedere. The only sad thing is the stache distracts from your silky smoove full head of hair. I am gay and proud, by the way.

    I can't believe Cee-Lo has fallen off so much

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  4. bubak, you can offer me a free mustache ride as many times as you want.

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  5. Buppi di bappo.
    Bappa di bibi.

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  6. Pretty good, but does it top this guy?

    http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewPicture&friendID=26381468&albumId=10848

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  7. Note about my last comment: you have to go to page 2 (the pic all the way to the right).

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  8. Saddam? I KNEW YOU DIDN'T DIE!! shabalabam! kaplow! boom bow! lets kick it like back in the days, spearing fish with no oxygen in Australia with kangaroo servants that travel to all locations with us.. alllll locations (eyebrows raised.. yeah? yeah! you get it wink wink) yeah but man... saddam! hellooooo brooklyn (get it! oh yeah!!!) missed you homie! I used to watch that channel only on comcast when you got that massive package, like 5000 channels. It was your government and that kinda shit, like iraq tv and I was just so overwhelmed with missing you.. like our sword fighting, making fun of high school-middle school-grade school-toddler school-womb party school folks together? Even though we had no idea who the other was talking about? hahahahahaha! yeah! OH YEAHHHH!! We just have such good memories you know? Great disguise btw! You look like that guy we watched from the bushes with binoculars wearing jam shorts?, remember?? After droppin gallons of water off of bridges and stealing benches from cricket spots? remember? (elbow jab elbow jab!) smokin' l's in the woods over blazing fires ignited in fish shaped ceramics, he was boring compared to the guy I'm talking about.. but then he stalked us back? And we ended up buying him a beer at some bar, and in code talked about "sports" (wink wink! hahaha)and agreed that jam shorts binocular stalking each other was sooo 1987 and we rock that hammer time shit now! oh yeahhhh!! AND YOU KNOWWW THISSS hahahaha anyway great to see you saddy. See you at the free library discussions and hammer pants prank calls sippin Tab soda club! you rock thug!

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  9. How long can the two of you gents duel it out? I will check in later to see who caves and shaves first. And yes, the ladies do love a mustache ride that much.

    http://reidwords.wordpress.com/2009/01/08/the-fu-manchu-the-meaty-mustache/

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