Thursday, November 20, 2008

Pic of the Day


It's not time to push the panic button yet people, but last nights debacle in Minneapolis was far from the Sixers proudest moment. I had a hard time watching the game, in part because of how poorly the Sixers played defense, in part because certain unnamed bloggers wanted to watch a different channel, and in part because looking at Mike Miller's face is terrifying. Mike Miller is so ugly, Halloween should be on his birthday. He's so ugly, that if bricks were ugly he'd be a housing project. He's so ugly, even Ted Danson wouldn't date him. He's so ugly, he makes Shawn Marion's jump shot look like Petra Nemcova. I mean, yeah, I'm bitter about the game but you get the point: Mike Miller is unnatractive. In fact, if Mike Miller and Tyrone Hill had a baby, it would probably look like this..

Anyway, on to the (real) Pic of the Day. If this image doesn't terrify you, you are either blind or your name is Big Firm, in which case you can begin masturbating... now.

9 comments:

  1. "Welcome to Mind Head."

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  2. Undoubtedly this was ordered by Uncle Dave for Wonder World.

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  3. Damn three Zingers in there for your girlfriend. Yup the Mavericks won, i'm feeling good about life, as good as Eddie Murphy is feeling on the back of that trailer pulling his giant head. Although not constipated because he sort of is looking like that too...Sayeh I give you permission to break up with Sammy. ASSHOOLLLEEEEE

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  4. Pleeeease tell me that pic with Dirk and Jessica is real.

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  5. And, as an aside, why do I suspect the sixies were just an excuse to search through tons of images of Petra Nemcova?

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  6. "Keep it together keep it together keep it together."

    "Gotcha suckaaaaaaas!"

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  7. You are an awk awking faucon.

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