Monday, March 24, 2008

I Only Know One Thing About Him...

It's well-established fact that 'Blue Streak' starring Martin Lawrence and Luke Wilson is amongst Samuel Dalembert's most favoritest films. In fact, it's not out of the realm of possibility that he celebrated his dominating performace against the New Jersey Bruce Ratners Saturday night with multiple viewings aboard the Sixers' chartered SARS bus (although we prefer to assume he celebrated by licking shots in the air while cruising around East New York on a Kawasaki motorcycle). It's also known us through secret sources that Sammy's favorite part of the movie is this:



Why is this in any way relevant? Well, before today, we weren't particularly cognizant of the strange personal proclivities of Celtics PG Rajon Rondo. That was before loyal DR aficianado Aiden was kind enough to hit us off with this article, detailing the somewhat strange way that Rondo spends his spare time. And while Rondo is entitled to do what he wants, we can only imagine how difficult it was to explain to his parents.

6 comments:

  1. I'm not going to beat around the bush here: roller skating is for fags. Ice skating...well that is for horny sixth graders and Jeff Fishbone, but roller skating rarely can be considered either cool or heterosexual. I can damn near assure you that Andre Miller isn't roller skating in his free time. No, he is saving kittens from firey infernos and denying that justin "juice" goldman is his twin brother. Go sixers.

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  2. I was under the impression I was writing about this. I'm not sure what kind of motivational tactic it is, but it's not working.

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  3. rondo is banging bitches from flash dancers the seqauel on roller skates all summer long. do you not know what doing tricks on roller skates is all about? banging broads on eight wheels dabba damn. and with that in mind... bk roller skating party this friday and its gonna be hot.
    http://www.trashbagaesthetics.com/?p=1546

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  4. Flintskins, stop being the Louis Admunson of the DR staff, and get in the game.

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  5. actually, as i understand it andre miller is an avid roller skater. seriously.

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