Monday, June 18, 2007

You're Entering a World of Pain

The Dalembert Report would like to welcome into the fold the newest frustrated Philly sports fan, Jasper Ryan Furnas. At 8 pounds 15 ounces of pure muscle, we're predicting that Jasper will be starting at left tackle for the Birds come 2027, though we're holding out hope that he'll choose a career as Phillies manager, in which case he should ready to step in some time in August.