Thursday, March 8, 2007

The Haitian Bill Gates

Is there anything Sammy can't do?

KEVIN OLLIE said it was important for him to be nice to Samuel Dalembert, "because he cleaned up my computer." It would be even nicer, he was told, if Sammy could clean up the glass.

Paintball. Computers. Glass-cleaning. Sam practically redefines "multi-talented."

This story also begs the question of how much, and what type, of porn Kevin Ollie has on his hard drive to necessitate such a cleaning. One can only hope it's the long-rumored, never released Khalid El-Amin sex tape.

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