Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Prosthetic Legs and Wiping That Ass

Friends, countrymen, DR community, I am at long last back in the proverbial saddle of posting. Don't lie and say you missed me, but I am back anyway so suck it. Now we cannot be positive of it, but my sources tell me the picture above may be doctored in some way shape or form. It's up to you the reader to make that call. What I can tell you for a fact is that Mr Wallace loves his championship belt, and apparently fake limbs.(look for this heading in the article: "Unlikely Chiefs fan unfazed") What in the hell was Rasheed doing tossing around some dudes fake leg? I have my opinions:

- Smuggling a legs worth of weed into town for a blunt session.
- Somehow trying to pickup a technical foul in the off season.
- Making his own leg lamp a la "A Christmas Story"
Got you own opinions? Send em on in to thabulbubak@gmail.com

Now, on to the Wiping Your Ass section of this post...

You, as I did, might be asking yourself why in the fuck is Terrance Howard so serious about hand washing? Is he a germaphobe? Does he hate H1N1 as much as my wife? Or, is it something way deeper...something like the way in which he expects his ladies to keep their derrieres clean? Surprisingly it's actually the latter. Check out what Mr. Howard has to say about how he expects the upkeep to go down:

"Toilet paper - and no baby wipes - in the bathroom. If they're using dry paper, they aren't washing all of themselves. It's just unclean. So if I go in a woman's house and see the toilet paper there, I'll explain this. And if she doesn't make the adjustment to baby wipes, I'll know she's not completely clean."

Damn, dude is dropping bombs of wisdom on the world and doesn't get so much as a Peoples Choice Award for it. For shame world, for shame....

14 comments:

  1. no wonder terrence howard and edg get along so well, old t.ho can tell that grande is a clean lady.

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  2. i have to use baby wipes or my butt bleeds. so Terrence and I could be a good match.

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  3. I think that Rasheed was recreating the scene from "Blood In Blood Out" where Billy Bob Thornton throws Miklo's prosthetic leg across the prison yard. "Come on cripple, go long."

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  4. P.S. Disgusting.

    Go Phils. Time for the clinch.

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  5. what the fuck does PS disgusting mean?

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  6. http://www.thefightins.com/meechone/the-most-animated-balk-call-in-the-history-of-baseball/

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  7. Posting as anonymous is disgusting.

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  8. No one hates H1N1 as much as me.

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  9. Fuck you dvdubs whoever you are. You are disgusting

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  10. No I'm not.... You are.

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  11. I got 5 bucks on DVDubs also being the anonymous commenter.

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  12. Shut up, Flintskins, whoever you are.

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  13. Has anyone seen the cell commercial where Psycho T kidnaps a little girl's dog, the lure her into his pedophile trap with it?

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