Wednesday, April 4, 2007

Of Mice and Munts

In a spine-tingling pregame montage before tonights broadcast, the always on-point producers at Comcast SportsNet gave us a rundown on the DR namesake's accomplishments to date. We found it notable that not only is Sam the 6th best shot blocker in Sixers history, but he is one of only two NBA centers to play in every game this year. Neither Comcast nor The Google was able to tell us the identity of mystery center #2, but we're assuming it's not this guy, known to some only by his nickname: The Deathstick.

Which, coincidentally, is also what Tom Gormican calls his penis.