Monday, June 7, 2010

Africa...soccer..AND KELS?

If the Phanatic was in this video, it would have absolutely everything I love in the world.

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  1. The video also doesn't encompass R. Kelly, Breyer's Mint Chocolate Chip Ice cream, Hakeem Olajuwon, Gushers, or really nice suits.

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  2. Nor does the video contain Manu Ginobli's bald spot.

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  3. Ummm, DVW, I hate to break this to you, but this song is by R Kelly. And I think I spotted a small African boy eating gushers.

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  4. Hmmmm... I guess I thought it might be. Just goes to show the extent of my fandom. I prefer "Life is Life" while watching videos of soccer highlights (See an earlier post, date unknown, by El Diablo Grande).

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  5. Ahhhh, so that is what "KELS" stands for... In case you didn't realize it previously, I'm not very bright. If it isn't "Bump and Grind Remix," "Prayer Changes," the Dave Chappelle pissing song, or something from a South Park episode, then R. Kelly references are lost on me.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtxAh95r3vg

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNd5M456OtY

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfO4EmNazRE

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LiuZLQbdTc

    Disclaimer; I am fully aware that no one will watch these links.

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  6. Does any of your staff even read their own blog? Get it together, dickweeds.

    The Flyers were in the Stanley Cup (and lost... but still); Halladay, perfect game; phils draft a gfs grad in the 1st round, for christ's sake, and not a peep! Seriously, I am going to stop reading soon... Well, not reading, exactly... I mean, I will stop checking in for new posts, of which there are none.

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  7. What was that? The wind.....

    You love it Dubs.

    As for the GFS dude going to the Phils, I am too jealous to write about it, and combine that with him being too young and unproven to be Cliff Lee trade bait, and I'm just too much of a petty, bitter 3rd team baseball all-star to begin to be able to broach the subject.

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  8. Fair enough. Those are valid excuses. "I have no response... That was perfect."

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  9. Game 7 of the NBA finals tonight, and I couldn't care less. I want Kobe to lose because he is a douche, but the this would happen again:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dk7Il3EqI0

    Anything's possible, except of course for a Sixers championship win tonight.

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