Thursday, June 17, 2010

He's Gone.

This admittedely half-assed, sheer reactionary post is brought to you in pure shock. I can't find the words...it's just, I mean, the wound, it's too fresh and raw. There will be plenty of time to regain composure later, and write from the heart, but all I can say now, is that our fearless leader, our hero, Samuel Davis "Slammin Sammy D" Dalembert is no longer a Sixer. He and his severely bloated contract have just been traded to the Kings. For two fucking white people.

More very sure to come, in the meantime, let's all take a moment, pour out some liquor, raise a lighter in the air, and watch the following.



Fuck you, Stefanski.

74 comments:

  1. Fucc yeah, it's all the way on, just turn over your website to me right now. From a Philly King with extra whizz to a Sacctown King. When is the Nocioni and Hawes Whitey Report coming? You can have em. Web bangin is bacc bitchez. Phucc the Phillz.

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  2. This made me cry. What, they couldn't even send the guy to a city with a hockey team? we know how much Sammy loves hockey. The DR will live on, though, we must...for Sammy

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  3. The only people who play hockey here are people who are fortunate enough to have left those frozen hell holes on the east coast or they play on roller blades.

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  4. There are too many minorities in Sacramento to properly play hockey, a truth which was made even more evident with the two whites for one black man Dalembert trade. I am very bothered by this blatant act of reverse racism.

    To the supposed SaccTownKing (who curiously comments at East Coast conducive hours), when I am asked "Blood or Cuz" I certainly respond "Blood". B'z up, C's down.

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  5. oh, its all rip. bk every day all day. we know the code out here on the west coast, no vomiting on old people or kids, especially those that belong to cops. you can say they was from the dirty jerz, but they still philthy philz phans.

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  6. I'm gonna venture a guess that SaccTownKing is none other than Nate Bones. You now bear the burden of West Coast Correspondent in charge of Sammy D updates.

    My prediction; The Kings will rise to the top of the league in goal tends.

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  7. i'll take it. it will give me a reason to actually care about Sac basketball again. we'll see who they draft this year, hopefully to help dalembert pick them up over the clipps and dubs. League leading goal tends would be awesome, and maybe there will be some residuals for actual shot blocking.

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  8. He's the biggest thing to happen to the Kings since Mike Bibby.

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  9. I'm going to have to go with Peja over Bibby.

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  10. What about Hedu Turkolu?

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  11. U-S-and A. U-S-and-A. Brilliant finish for the game v. Algeria. They almost got fucked again with a disallowed goal, but pulled in off in extra time. Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiice! P.S. Clint Dempsey looks like Jeremiah.

    Moyer tied the record for most homers allowed yesterday. I guess if you hang around for 25 years, you're bound to break that record. Fav-re has the most interceptions in NFL history, after all. Moyer, at 8-6, now has the same record as Roy Halladay.

    Chief Naka, who should I hope for the Sixies to draft tomorrow? I need the rundown, even if it comes from sunny Costa Rica.

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  12. Sacramento is a giant piece of crap that dropped out of the Maloof's assholes.

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  13. you would eat maloof ass if they gave you enough money. "don't just stare at it...EAT IT!".

    Hedu was legit!

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  14. "Huey Lewis and the news..."

    USA pulls off a soccer miracle, longest tennis match in history, J-Roll walk-off; a pretty spectacular sports day all around. And I don't have a job, so I watched it all.... Not really something to be proud of, I guess.

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  15. This is what Sacctown is all about:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odTMrVmz_kU

    Best.. movie... ever....... After "False Face," o' course.

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  16. Breaking news: The Sixers have drafted Evan Turner. I hope he can still find time to be the voice of Meatwad on ATHF with a demanding NBA season.

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  17. False Face vs. Now Eat....possible tie?

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  18. I for one welcome our new overlord, Kevin Turner. Yeas he sounds like Meatwad from ATHF and looks a bit fetal alcohol syndromish but we must soldier on.

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  19. It's Evan Turner, you bald f..

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  21. your cousin demarcus will be riding shotgun with dalembert. i'm going to have to dub the duo "The Sutter Buttes". the buttes are the world's smallest mountain range, and the tallest range in the sacramento valley. fitting.

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  22. This talk of Steven Strausberg being an all-star after pitching like 4 games in the majors is pure garbagio. Jamie Moyer all the way.

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  23. Now that flintskins has obtained employment, he will have less time to not write posts.

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  24. "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr-weee-gud? Errrrrrrboh-dee gud?"

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  25. Fuck you, Twinkie.

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  26. "Cool story, Hansel."

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  27. World Cup predictions?

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  28. This is just for you, Flintskins:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSEYXWmEse8

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  29. Didn't I send that link to you a week ago? If I didn't, let me guess, Eli "found" it and sent it to you?

    This song was made about you:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zFvVLm-jT4&feature=PlayList&p=DC281BDAD1883F7A&playnext_from=PL&playnext=1&index=47

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  30. Nope. Neither was the case.

    That song is incredible.

    This song was made for you:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KBjSTeaD50

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  31. This song was made for Gene... And you:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnMoDDbEccE

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  32. I can't believe I'm saying this, and please don't take it as encouragement, but....excellent links.

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  33. I'm fifty Tyson. I ain' gon' lie. I'm from da twin cities. I ain' gon' lie. I'm sixteen. I'm fifty Tyson. Next year I'll be...uh...uuhhh...yo yo remix! I'm fifty Tyson nest year I'ma be sweet 17.

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  34. New Post! New Post! New Post!

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  35. George Steinbrenner's corpse.

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  36. You don't have to tell me.

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  37. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yGJGTjV2WE

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  38. The DR is on summer break, huh?

    Oh sure, just leave us, and by that I mean me, hanging, wondering about the future of the DR now that SD is a Sacc-town Cuz. Is Young Thad our new leader?

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  39. There isn't going to be much to vote on for this year's DR Awards.

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  40. Shut up, Cryptus. How about most comments on a single post.

    Winner= you

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  41. Most active reader with a crippling case of Aspergers.

    Winner = Cryptus

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  42. Flintskins, how 'bout instead of your repetitive, uninspired, unsmiling face-point inducing comments towards a fictional "False Face" character, you use some of your precious time to actually write a post? Falcon.

    Go hang out with this dude, Powder.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_0lmvmoYj0

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  43. I, sir, will not take orders from a diner patron.

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  44. Shut up, bus passenger.

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  45. Go beat off to "False Face."

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  46. I do regularly, and I don't need a drunk on street to instruct me to do so, thank you.

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  47. Somebody tell me when there is a new post up on here. I'm gonna stop checking.

    And shut up, Fintonio.

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  48. You are not going to stop checking. You're just lying to yourself at this point.

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  49. What happened to "Two Roys, One Mound," Skins?

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  50. Well n ow that you leaked my title, I can't in good conscience post it anymore.

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  52. Ehhh... I luh the DR. I was just checking to make sure The Dalembert Report"s proverbial ass still looks good... It doesn't right now. It is a saggy, full of cellulite, crusty bunghole.

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  53. I can't believe it??! I never knew they were trading him?? What becomes of our sixers now? Don't tell me in the future, they're letting go of Andrei Iguodala too?1 what's hapening to our sixers? After AI left everything was a mess..

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  54. Dalembert mania is in full swing, at: hill364sports.blogspot.com

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  55. What happened to this once beautiful place? DVDubs picks up his refrigerator box and wiener dog costumes, moves away and now it's a landfill for spam commenting.

    I choose to remember the good old days.

    If this reaches 100 comments by Monday morning, I will write a post a post a day for a week. If I fail to do that, I will shotgun a Four Loko on camera, and allow a film crew to document my exploits thereafter.

    The ball is in your court, Dubs.

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  56. May I be the first to offer DVDubs sincere and heartfelt good wishes in the forthcoming attempt to have Flintskins write two posts a day or shot gun a Four Loko (its hard to pick a favorite).

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  57. One post. ONE post. I'm pretty sure you baited me into commenting, so good work there.

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  58. DR, you will be missed:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfX-KSbfIz0

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