It was only a matter of time

From the "get the fuck out" category of the day, I am sad to report that Corie Blount has been sentenced to one year in prison for, get this... marijuana use. A judge rejected his guilty plea, which essentially suggested that Mr. Blount needed 29 pounds of weed for his own personal consumption. Hmmm. Not even Dominican Bill could smoke that much of the Bul Bubak's weed if he had a party every Saturday night for the rest of his life. I know what you're saying: a guy named "Blount" smokes marijuana? And copious amounts of it at that? Shocking development, indeed. His forefathers must be completely blindsided by the development, and Mark Blount is probably flushing drugs down the toilet as we speak.

Before we know it Rudy Gay and William Gay will be hanging out at the 12th Street Gym. Bumpy Knuckles will have Bumpy Knuckles, and I will be featured in a Playboy Magazine spread.  

Also, I hate the Celtics. But more on that later once I am off a work computer and free to spew hatred at my convenience.