Ron Ron will never disappoint, it's as simple as that. The man cries for mike. We learn from this song that Artest is willing to turn into a pacifist for MJ - "Even though I'm always strapped, I'm putting down my mac for Mikey Jack." You might also want to pick up the newest Laker in your deathpools - "I know you in heaven hope to see you next year." Without further ado I bring you the best song ever.
Tuesday, July 7, 2009
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Ron Artest wants to touch Jacko's hand. That's gay.
Unrelated;
Top Twenty Sci Fi Films of all time:
1. Bladerunner
2. Gattaca
3. La Jetee
4. Predator
5. Alien
6. Dune
7. Total recall
8. Robocop
9. Star Wars: Return of the Jedi
10. The Hidden
11. ET
12. Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome
13. Aliens
14. Enemy Mine
15. The Sixth Senese
16. Wall-E
17. Freejack
18. Invasion of the Body Snatchers (the Donald Sutherland version)
19. Leviathan
20. Close Encounters of the Third Kind
21. Twelve Monkeys
22. Planet of the Apes
23. Brave New World
24. Time Bandits
25. Millenium
26. AI
27. The Abyss
28. The Adventures of Buckaroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension
29. Dr. Who
30. The Running Man
Honorable Mention:
Signs
Timecop
Innerspace
Contact
The Fifth Element
Ewoks: The Battle for Endor
And by twenty, I meant thirty.
Top ten fantasy films of all time:
1. Labyrinth
2. Legend
3. The Never Ending Story
4. Excalibur
5. Willow
6. The Lord of the Rings Series
7. The Dark Crystal
8. The Last Unicorn
9. Cats Eye
10. The Harry Potter Series (nerds)
For the sci fi films, should have fit in:
Tron
Cyborg
Galaxy Quest
No Escape
Top Twenty Five Comedies (in no discernable order):
1. Trading Places
2. Dumb and Dumber
3. The Jerk
4. Caddyshack
5. Ace Ventura
6. Kingpin
7. Weird Science
8. Airplane
9. The Naked Gun
10. UHF
11. Uncle Buck
12. Coming To America
13. So I Married an Axe Muderer
14. What About Bob?
15. Uncle Buck
16. Quick Change
17. Sixteen Cnadles
18. Tommy Boy
19. Billy Madison
20. Happy Gilmore
21. The Toy
22. Blazing Saddles
23. Space Balls
24. I'm Gonna Get You Sucka
25. Fear of a Black Hat
More to come...
WHat. The. Fuck.
Sir Skins has correctly pointed out that Groundhog Day belongs on the comedies list, with which I wholeheartedly agrizzle. "I aGree."
This song is not good and those lists make no sense.
Eat my balls, Gordon.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaaf_9TqPL8
What are the staff's thoughts on the Phils comeback last night? The All-star game? Halladay? Pedro? Steve McNair's corpse? Lance Armstrong's ball? Chris Coste being waived? Wheels being a fucking asshole? Sarge being a retard? McCarthy's chrome-dome alien head? Sammy D's off-season activities?
Anyone? Anyone?
Phils signed Pedro, and put him on the 15-day DL.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JhuOicPFZY
Strahan has his own sitcom. Oh god.
The fact that the actor that plays Kenny throws like a girl, and Darryl from the office swings like a 5 year old playing T-ball is of no consequence. This is a great show.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUiOP3-m2oM
Where is everybody? There is lots to discuss.
Hollis Thomas back to the birds? Diamond studded chin bling? What?
Pedro?
Hope all is well with everyone!
Phils: 8 in a row.
11 days left to get Halladay.
Michael Vick out of house arrest: Should his NFL suspension be lifted? In my opinion, no, since he is a dog-fighting fuck who feels remorse for his personal misfortune--lost cash, prison time, suspension, jail time, embarrassment--but I doubt very much that he actually feels remorse for any of the dogs he hung and electrocuted.
Eagles with a bad-ass O-line?
See you at the party, Richter?
At this rate, Stand Watie won't have too much to sift through for the DR awards this year.
DVDUBS, lets talk about Halladay:
In my opinion if the Phils trade for Halladay their chances of repeating increase tremendously. Halladay/Hamels paired with our offense and bullpen would be close to impossible to beat in a 7 game series. The people that don't make that trade because of unknown prospects and JA Happ are nuts, right? I would trade just about anyone to relive last fall, wouldn't you? Drabek, Happ, Taylor could be great but they could also be Ben Rivera, Tyler Greene, and Ricky Jordan. Those guys were can't miss savior prospects back in the day too. But isn't one of the reasons you have these prospects to help you acquire proven talent that helps you win now when you have a good, if not great team already? In my eyes the Phils have 5 years at the most with the current core to win more championships. Before last year, I had never witnessed my team win the ultimate game and by getting Halladay the Phils would be legit contenders for at least 2 more years. I say take the plunge Rube, trade Toronto anyone they want.
Thoughts?
I a-GREE! I think you gotta give up Happ, Drabek, etc. for Halladay. He is a badass, and yes, any trade is a gamble, but I do think he would make the rotation pretty sick. I like Happ, and having prospects is great, but I think you gotta go for the glory. It seems to me that prospects are for rebuilding, and the Phightins don't need to rebuild at this point. They need a cuz who will put them over the top. Happ has had great success, which is fun to watch, but also makes him an increasingly more enticing trading chip.
I, like many others, felt sated by the world series win last year, and in many ways, I still can't believe that it happened. However, now it's looking like a repeat is possible... Not probable... But possible.
We'll see how this trade shit plays out.
Go phuckin' Phightins!
I couldn't have said it better myself.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nO-wAfvIF3s
You better not mess with Major Fred:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMThz7eQ6K0
Ghostbusters definitely belongs on one of the film lists.
City of Lost Children should go on the Fantasy/sci-fi list.
Yo...I luh Steve Park:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJOwQJsFi9I
Homerun Ruben Amarro! I think this Cliff Lee deal is going to be good.
RIP Jim Johnson.
Big Poppy (Poopy)=Big Roidy... Big surprise (and I mean that sarcastically).
One of these days...
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