The Shawn Andrews Era has finally ended and what is there to say? The dude shoulda coulda woulda. In the end I feel justified for my initial feeling when we drafted him: "Wait, we drafted a dude who had to lose 50 pounds to get down to 350?!?!" It seemed like a bad idea then, and it turned out that certain large men have delicate psyche's and bad backs. In general I think it's bad business taking on talent that weighs over 400 lbs, unless it's a talented actor, dancer, or both. So goodbye Big Kid, and good luck, and may you're convergence of twitter and god bring you a life of happiness.
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Yeah, too fat. Too Brittle. He must have been drinking too much MALK.
ReplyDeleteHe woulda been good if he could ever stay on the field.
Verdict: Bum.
"You're fired. You're fired. The people say you're fired."
ReplyDeleteIn the spirit of spring training, I want to take this opportunity to recognize the lesser-known bo-bo players, if you will, especially since we may never see them again.
ReplyDeleteThey are:
Drew "Big Firm" Carpenter
Sergio "Look at the S Car go" Escalona
"Yo, Cuz" Yohan "Hideliho" Flande
"Great" Scott Mathieson
Drew "Pound my shit" Naylor
J.C. "Why can't I be Romero?" Ramirez
"De" Jesus "Dirty" Sanchez
Mike "The Polack" Zagurski
"The Life of" Brian "Suck My" Bocock
Quintin "is in! Let the fun begin!" "Dingle" Berry
Ross "The Choad" Gload
John "The Giant Fairy" Mayberry
Good luck to all on the fence.
Go Phils.
Somehow I forgot about:
ReplyDeleteCody "Give me back my son!" Ransom
Blow Job Jewenberg
Joe "Sweet &" Savery
"Ryan" Phillippe Aumont"bonne"
Ryan "Swan" Vogelsong
Boners Eh!-ren Wassermann
Bill White "Duke"
Tuffy Gosewisch Gossitch
Paul "Suck it up" Hoover
Kevin "Hah hah!" Nelson
Dane "Can o'" Sardinha
John "The Sumo" Suomi
Ozzie "Hugo" Chavez
Freddy "Useless Piece of Crap" Galvis
"Candy" Andy "Shit in McMichael Park" "Dick" Tracy
"Wilsohhhhhhnnnnn!" "Exxon" Valdez
"Demonic" Domonic Brown "Doodie"
Chris "Muffy" Duffy
Tyson "The Chicken whose name rhymes with Phillies" Gillies
Dewayne "When it comes to spelling names, my mom wasn't so" Wise
Lestakboutthadalmberrepor...Hew-won? Iohneeno.
ReplyDeleteFinger pointed at face + humorless expression = my reaction to the above.
ReplyDeleteIf that is the case, then probability is high that you are gay.
ReplyDeleteYes. I agree. Flintskins is gay.
ReplyDeleteI am recommending relegation of Flintskins and tha bul bubak to The Dalembert Report Minors in Reading for infrequent posting. I would say the same for Stand Watie except that he is studying to be a Jew lawyer, and "totally redeems himself!" every year at Dalembert Awards time.
ReplyDeleteI will. Write something.
ReplyDeleteAfter my dismal performance in the Chief Naka NCAA basketball bracket challenge, I am now turning my attention to the coming opening day of the Phightin Phils 2010 season. And though Brad Lidge may blow more saves than Christy Canyon blows wangs, and Ryan Howard will post more strike-outs than John Gregory Williams has gums, it is going to be a hell of a season.
ReplyDeleteYou mean the Chief Naka bracket challenge that he NEVER INVITES ME TO PARTICIPATE IN? That one?
ReplyDeleteIndeed. That's the one.
ReplyDeleteHe must know how difficult it would be to track you down for ten dollars.
eRrrrrweeiiihgud?
ReplyDeleteShawn Andrews looks like he's firing off a missile in that photo.
ReplyDeleteHe spells his name like Puffs.
Sheldon Brown, Chris Gocong, and now McNabb, all bite the dust.
ReplyDeleteLestawkbouthadalmbearepor.
ReplyDeleteBig changes with the birds, Halladay and every Phil getting at least one hit in the season opener, winning the opening game for the first time in 5 years.... No posts.
Hello?
ReplyDeleteI can't wait for the day when there is a new post, and I don't have to look at Puffs Andrew's turd squeezing face anymore,
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