Let's be honest. On their own, Ryan Howard and Jimmy Rollins are not the most inspired thespians/spokespeople. Try as you may to block it out, RyHow's abomination of a Subway cheesesteak commercial will never be forgotten, and J-Roll's good deed commercial for Reviving Baseball in Innercities (aka RBI...see what they did there?) actually makes me want kids to join gangs and stab things. But, put them together and the results are always AMAZING. First we had their righteous remix of "Take Me Out to the Ballgame", and now we have this gem embedded below. For once, Funny or Die has posted something that doesn't actually fall into the 'die' category. Enjoy.
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I kept waiting for J Roll to break out the jars from his closet and initiate that fella properly
ReplyDeleteI've decided that J Roll only smells the vintage jars on special occassions. No table jars for the former MVP.
ReplyDeletePS. I ate the RyHow cheesesteak after they won the world series (self made bet). I now think he is a terrible person.
The jars, much like the jar filler herself, do not open for white guys.
ReplyDelete"Ummmm!... Hall of fame."
ReplyDeleteYou are a duck hawk.
Cliff Lee is IN-credible.
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