Love Me Some Sweet Sweet Internets

For those of you who do not know what the above baked good is, here ya go. What angers me most about this story is not the name of the cookie, but rather the lack of realism. I mean c'mon guy... I have seen my share of drunken black people and none of them have jimmies for hair or gross red gelatinous eyes.

What other facts have the Internet reinforced for me this week? Well for one, Giants fans are a bunch of whiny little bitches.



Secondly: One should not attempt to rape a raccoon no matter how good it feels.

Thirdly: David lee Roth is as I believed fucking crazy and immensely entertaining.

Lastly: As we all know Philly accents are great and horribly trashy sounding. Now the Internet and Judge Judy know it too.