Pic of the Day

It's not time to push the panic button yet people, but last nights debacle in Minneapolis was far from the Sixers proudest moment. I had a hard time watching the game, in part because of how poorly the Sixers played defense, in part because certain unnamed bloggers wanted to watch a different channel, and in part because looking at Mike Miller's face is terrifying. Mike Miller is so ugly, Halloween should be on his birthday. He's so ugly, that if bricks were ugly he'd be a housing project. He's so ugly, even Ted Danson wouldn't date him. He's so ugly, he makes Shawn Marion's jump shot look like Petra Nemcova. I mean, yeah, I'm bitter about the game but you get the point: Mike Miller is unnatractive. In fact, if Mike Miller and Tyrone Hill had a baby, it would probably look like this..

Anyway, on to the (real) Pic of the Day. If this image doesn't terrify you, you are either blind or your name is Big Firm, in which case you can begin masturbating... now.