tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8180552893990801748.post2624568311890879343..comments2023-11-05T06:41:37.190-05:00Comments on The Dalembert Report: Nervous As Hell at 4ameldiablograndehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15280320680341174613noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8180552893990801748.post-76917787464643823302008-08-31T10:48:00.000-05:002008-08-31T10:48:00.000-05:00dearest chief,the next time you post on the dr, pl...dearest chief,<BR/>the next time you post on the dr, please wait until the end to implant the image of lisa lobo and big foot making the sweet into your readers mind. I'm sure that this post was very enlightening and entertaining, but I was unable to remove the sounds of lisa lobo's sweaty ass being slapped by big foot while I read it, so i was not able to be enlightened or entertained.<BR/>love, a seriously disturbed college student.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8180552893990801748.post-61799007533105578272008-08-25T19:49:00.000-05:002008-08-25T19:49:00.000-05:00Not at all. As far as I'm concerned, Dirk NEEDS a ...Not at all. As far as I'm concerned, Dirk NEEDS a good pounding. Maybe HE's the best candidate to sample Shaq's rear end. That way...he may actually get to see what a championship tastes like. <BR/><BR/>I'm so pissed at his inconsistent, non team leading German self! Pound his ass away team USA...and who better to lead the way than Kobe. We all know his penchant for anal!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8180552893990801748.post-88248801901103199722008-08-25T17:06:00.000-05:002008-08-25T17:06:00.000-05:00Sayeh, were you in a similar paradoxical cheering ...Sayeh, were you in a similar paradoxical cheering situation when the US played Dirk and the Nazis, and gave them a good pounding?<BR/><BR/>I hate Kobe. I don't know what I would do with myself if he ever joined the great American independence squad, our beloved Sixies. I think it would be like purgatory.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8180552893990801748.post-29172643618430651692008-08-25T14:13:00.000-05:002008-08-25T14:13:00.000-05:00I couldn't have put it any better myself, Naka...a...I couldn't have put it any better myself, Naka...as I no longer have fingernails, and still haven't fully caught up on my sleep as a result of staying up till 4am watching that emotional rollercoaster of a match. <BR/><BR/>I, also, found myself love/hating Kobe...but I do agree that the finger to the lips was the biggest douche bag move EVER. Oh well. Maybe it was to silence Big Diesel who spent a portion of the summer asking Kobe how his ass taste.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8180552893990801748.post-22274179422431417942008-08-25T13:27:00.000-05:002008-08-25T13:27:00.000-05:00Incredible win by the Phightins last night to take...Incredible win by the Phightins last night to take the Dodgies in exTRA innings. Peter Happy came through twice in the clutch and Victorino made Manny "Predator" Ramirez look like a fool by taking second on a single. Manny must think he is So Taaaaa-guuuu-chiiiii sporting 99. San Francisco DR correspondent, Vid, informed me that they have started selling Dodgers helmets with the Manny predator hair attached to the back.<BR/><BR/>P.S. What's up with the ESPN announcer (not Joe Morgan) speaking in all of the player's native tongues in a quasi-racist manner?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8180552893990801748.post-87148663998805324272008-08-24T18:27:00.000-05:002008-08-24T18:27:00.000-05:00I meant that I wanted to see Melo punch Kobe is hi...I meant that I wanted to see Melo punch Kobe is his stupid grill.<BR/><BR/>The next olympic USA team will be comprised entirely of Sixers, anchored by lord Sammy (he will have to drop his foolish Canadian citizenship), and will be called the Supreme Team, or something else retarded that rhymes with Dream.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8180552893990801748.post-77632033394616636052008-08-24T18:23:00.000-05:002008-08-24T18:23:00.000-05:00Melo is a dick, and Dwayne Wade was extremely ente...Melo is a dick, and Dwayne Wade was extremely entertaining. He didn't talk shit; he just backwards dunked on fools through every round. He is going to be ridiculous this year.<BR/><BR/>The only person that I wanted to see Caramelo (stretch it out-out!) was Kobe when he did that fucking index finger to the lips shit after hitting a three, which seemed pretty inappropriate to me. I'm glad that they won, but half the squad are still douches. A gold medal won't change that.<BR/><BR/>Chief Naka, you forgot about one of my favorite players from team espana, Juan Carlos Jake Beard Kimberly Navarro. His neatly trimmed Philly beard makes him a king...Well, that, and the fact that all of the Spanish kings seem to be named Juan Carlos.<BR/><BR/>It's sad when I applaud a player being hurt and enduring the misfortune of missing the entire season, but I hate the fucking Giants almost as much as the Cowboys, so adi-osi!<BR/><BR/>By the way, I was recently stranded in Dallas for a night when I missed my connecting flight from Denver. As the driver of shuttle drove me like a maniac towards a seemingly impending and certain fiery death (actually going to that Mormon stronghold, the Marriot) while blasting the Cowboy's game on the radio, I wondered if I was in hell.<BR/><BR/>Go Phils. <BR/><BR/>Happy birthday, Tra.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8180552893990801748.post-78363323551967598282008-08-24T15:24:00.000-05:002008-08-24T15:24:00.000-05:00PS- I know athletes never say they are happy when ...PS- I know athletes never say they are happy when an opponent is injured, but something tells me Mcnabb isn't crying over Osi Umenyiora's season-ending surgery...Big Firmhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04191014047363664055noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8180552893990801748.post-79312197402154771152008-08-24T15:19:00.000-05:002008-08-24T15:19:00.000-05:00A ridiculous game. I thought the EXACT same thing ...A ridiculous game. I thought the EXACT same thing about Melo & about Wade, who to put it simply, is sick. Something tells me he is about to have a David Robinson moment when he was hurt and they got Duncan, just as Wade now has Beasley. Fuck. <BR/><BR/>I, too, rooted for Kobe, and even Gayshaun as well. It pains me to admit as much, but no chance I'm letting Ricky motherfuckin Rubio claim basketball supremacy over the US. And yes, the Gasol brothers are hideous people. Apparently marc used to weight significantly more, which has me worried for the food supply in whatever small town he hails from. Someone needs to send those boys a razor and a lesson in breathing through one's nose. <BR/><BR/>Go America. And as big jern says, Support the troops!Big Firmhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04191014047363664055noreply@blogger.com